[Spoken:]
YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!
Go naked as nature intended
Stand under heaven with natures extended
Wilder wilder faster faster
Psycho slaves and schizo masters!
No burning pa**ions and burning flashions
can embalm our pa**ions and girlie fashions
Wilder wilder faster faster
Groovy groupies and plaster casters!
Sixteen millimeters sixty nine chicks
Six teenage sickos and ninety-nine dicks
Wilder wilder faster faster
Brown ballad in alabaster!
Dairyland, contraband,
Look mom! No head, no hand
Wilder wilder, faster faster
Deadly dirigible disasters!
[Squealing brakes, car crash, woman screaming, sirens]
[Spoken:]
"Warning! The action is raw!"
[Ricocheting bullet, gla** breaks, circular saw revs up]
[Spoken woman's voice:]
"Please don't hurt me-I'll do anything."
WILDER WILDER, FASTER FASTER!
WILDER WILDER, FASTER FASTER!
A young bride, hog-tied
Spanish flyed and stupefied
Wilder Wilder faster faster
Hash-mashing goolashers!
Atom-age vampire, roaming millers
Ghost story campfires, sparkling horse k**ers
Wilder wilder faster faster
Mud slinging sand blaster!
Hell hole women, virgin vengeance
Suicide blondes on war vengeance
Wilder wilder faster faster
Cow punchers and cow pastures!
Off-Beat Cut-throats, born wreck [?]
Off their rocker leathernecks
Wilder wilder faster faster
Rough and ready fighting ba*tards!
[Revving motorcycle]
[Spoken:]
"The word was out:"
"Waste him."
[Tommy gun rat-tat-tat]
[Spoken:]
"Hear The Cramps sing 'You Got the Blues'!"
[Sung:]
"When you got the blues..."
[Circular saw revs up again]
WILDER WILDER FASTER FASTER
WILDER WILDER EVEN FASTER!
The Devil's honey reaming men's guts
Daring damsels with beautiful bu*ts
Wilder wilder faster faster
Eve's apples, atom smashers!
Art is just art carved with a chisel
But this money is hotter than a two dollar pistol
Wilder wilder faster faster
Bombastic the bombasters
Coming soon to this theater
Lube jobs and penetrators
Wilder wilder faster faster
Flagellating flabbergasters!
See a man's cigar in a lady's purse
See tortures, beatings rapes and worse
Poontang plenty and party crashers!
[Spoken:]
"Under 18 not admitted without an adult."