[boots] How we gon' get in for free? Now, i calculate the beatin for approximated speakin Play it at your party for intoxicated freakin One for the motherf**ers at the par-ty Two for the dj's bumpin this for me Three for the girls with the fake id And a pound if you snuck through the back for free See sneakin into sh** probably always been my hobby 1985, in the henry j. lobby Ten bones for the fresh fest to me was like robbery Tennis shoes squeakin -- security tried to mob me People screamin so loud, they lungs got broke when $hort grabbed the mic and started yellin out, "oakland!" Not the type of brother that's hard with a d**h wish But one thing that i'll die for is bein on the guest list I'm talkin bout a pissyfit, sayin loud explicit sh** "can't you read my name motherf**er; ain't you literate?!?!!" I be sayin this even if it ain't legitimate Although it ain't considerate, i get in with no scrilla spent
Caught the 57 bus to the coliseum Run-d.m.c. and ll, gotta see em Negotiatin with a guard out by the trailer Me and twenty potnahs got in for a taylor Later in the game sh** was much more elaborate Motherf**ers rocked the spot, with fake laminate Show em to security, and it was like bam! On stage with ice cube at the summer jam I'm not a fronter and, this ain't a cover band I'm always givin you the really and no other than Alameda drive-in, didn't wanna pay a buck Five motherf**ers layin flat, in the mini-truck Used to sneak in to the eastmont cinemas Through the exit, sometimes about ten of us But you know, i guess it was so easy Cause they playin movies that's already on tv Most of them flicks i can't recommend But back then, half the fun was sneakin in See me in the alley, but nah i ain't no crack hoe I'm waitin for my folks to open up the back do'