Rich boys with fancy cars They'll drive you anywhere but mars They wanna seclude you They have bad intentions with you He's got a bottle of absolut And he's absolutely sure she's a lightweight One shot, the girl has ten She's wasted and the guy thinks its mighty great His hands reach for her dress Her lips begin to quiver He reaches for her breast She has a nervous shiver then she VOMITS! VOMITS! VOMITS ON HIS CAR! THE GUY GETS PISSED AND KICKS THE GIRL OUT OF HIS CAR He tells her to walk home even though they're really far
She's blacked out drunk and she keeps puking in a jar She takes the jar of spew and throws it at his window The guy says "WHAT THE fu*k YOU CLEAN THIS UP U DUM HOE" She starts to laugh and opens his trunk And she gets an umbrella Smashes on the windshield And it goes kerplunk Oh oh And that's why you don't mess with a bad b**h when she's drunk Oh no And that's why you don't mess with a bad b**h when she's drunk Ooooh Ooooh Oooh Oooooohh