[Verse 1]
Life's a good kisser
But if you blink
Then you'll miss her
If you wink
Then I'll be a**ured
I know that lately
There's been ups and downs
And all our smiles turned to frowns
And all our laughter turned to tears
We've been riding a blimp
But it hasn't been a good year
[Verse 2]
Life is a pisser
But if you think
You'll dismiss her
If you sink
Then we'll both be hurt
I know that lately
There's been upsides and blunders
And our love all turned to thunder
Arguments swarmed
Our love's caught in a windstorm
[Chorus]
The hurricane of just intrusion
Take me away, brighten my day
The counterfeit of your delusion
Keep me at bay, cast me astray
Here's to never fighting again
[Verse 3]
Broken bottles, bloodstains
And a shard in my skull
I hate her presence and I hate myself
But, hey, at least it's not dull
[Chorus]
The specter of my damned confusion
Meet me halfway, say it's okay
The monsters of my haunted illusion
You're gonna pay, watch me decay