Dracula
I'm comin' to your castle
I'monna slay ya, say ya prayers I'm on my way
I'm Trevor Belmont
The vampire k**a, straight ril dilla
Stomping around like my name's Godzilla
Filin' up on hearts, chill like Vanilla
Got weapons up the wazoo, ain't nobody illa.
Trevor Belmont
The first Belmont ever. Who the f** is Simon? Don't get clever
Whip crack, b**h smack to ya mug for ril, and if you
Think i probably won't you can bet that I will an' I'm
Goin' down to Castlevania
I'monna bury you once and for all
Goin' down to Castlevania
Gonna walk down stairs hope I don't...
(f**!)
Tick tock rockin' around the block
Knock knock (Who's there?) Trevor Belmont's co*k (ha ha)
f** you, Medusa head, f** you!
Between you an' the stairs, I'm f**in' totally screwed!
Not to mention all the turkey that I find in the walls
That I keep eatin' all the ladies say "Trevor's got balls!"
Damn skyppy! I'm a hippie specializin' in war!
You want more? Come'n get it, man, f** the score!
I will never quit. Infinite. Continues.
I don't give a sh**. Taste my whip. You motherf**er!
Have a crucifix. I'll throw it. Within you.
Who the f** is this? What a prick!
An' now he wants to join my party?
I guess I'll let him what the f** whatever.
Grant DaNasty
Yo, I'm stealin' your j**els
Ghost pirate, got variety
An' I'm breaking the rules
Wall ridin', sky climbin'
I'm the king of this game
You ain't got sh** on me,
I put Spidey to shame.
I move twice as fast, I've got twice the guard
And all the b**hes know I f** twice as hard (AH!)
Good thing my blades don't discriminate
I'm done playin' around, now accept yer fate.
I will never quit. (Go and eat a dick)
Infinite. (Get over here I'll stab you)
Continues.
I don't give a sh**. (Trevor bringin' it)
Taste my whip. (Like you don't even f**in' know)
You motherf**ers!
Have a crucifix. (From my bag of tricks)
I'll throw it. (That's why they call me nasty)
Within you.
You lookin' like an' imp. (Time to take a piss)
I'm so ripped. (Dracula won't even see my dagger comin')
An' now we're gonna crash this party.
Don't you know I'm Trevor Belmont? I'll k** you. I've got a whip, I've got my crucifix.
I could use some Taco Belmont, I'm hungry, I'm sick of turkey, I need tacos, b**h!
I'm a vampire hunter, brought to life by thunder.
Why is that, I wonder? I just go with the flow (I don't even know)
I know lots of magic, not the kind with rabbits.
If I see a vampire, I will stab it.
Are you a chick? 'cos ya look like ya might have a scro.
I'm a female, you a**hole.
I'm Alucard.
I'm Alucard.
b**hes.
I'm Alucard.
(I'm Alucard)
I'm Alucard.
b**hes don't know about my vampire tricks.
My balls are on fire, b**h I get my fix.
Don't be actin all jealous 'cos i pwn your sh**.
(C'mon) You're tryin' to be the man, b**h
I'm straight doin' it.
Flyin' through levels, dishevelin' and revelin'
A devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin'.
Yellin' irrelevant spells just for the hell of it.
I will.
k** you.
You will.
Die now.
Farewell. (Hahahaha)
I'm Alucard.
(I'm Alucard)
I'm Alucard.
b**hes.
(You would)
It's going.
Down.
(It's going down)
It's going down.
(It's going down)
IT'S GOING DOWN!
I will k** yo face, yes, I will put you in your place.
I'm gonna k** you all, you will fall, I will k** you
(You are such a motherf**er)
I will save the day, and I will make this go away.
Check out my awesome sk**s, I will fill all these hearts up.
(Motherf**ers!)
Don't you know about the Belmonts? I'm guessin' ya don't.
I'm gonna dump my f**in' holy water down ya throath
Now it's time for you to vanish, haré esto en Espanish
Now, it's time to rock ya f**in' socks
Check my transition
Castlevania, check me out, I whip all these candles
Trevor Belmont, you motherf**ers know you can't handle this.
I'm not f**in around, spin yer head around, I'm puttin you in the ground
Send you back into hell, nobody's gonna live long enough to tell
Dracula's Curse will be lifted completely
Send me your worst, they will never defeat me
'Cos I am the man
(Yes I am)
Y'ain't got nothin'
I ain't bluffin'
I'm the man
(The f**)
Ya goin' down, ya s**monkey, ya bloody blood-junkie
I took out ya demons an' monsters an' all ya flunkies
I already fought my shadow, sh** ya gotta be kiddin' me
I'm the d**h-k**a
An' I'm in ya vicinity.
Listen to me, just because I got some bad knees
Don't believe you'll even succeed, I got Holy Water III
Now I'm jumpin' an' I'm swingin' an I'm almost there.
(Motherf**er)
Trevor Belmont, what the hell do you vant?
Fear me, most sincerely.
Die monster! GTFO! (/kick) Check out my whip, I won't miss
I got you figured out now. I know without doubt I'll win this.
I'll hit ya so hard, I'll hit the back of ya face, make haste an' waste you, erase you
Hate you with all of my hate, eradicate you, dig you eight graves, savin' the day
And pavin' the way for makin' every single day great. Takin' ya face places.
Grazin' away, I ain't here to play games, f**er.
I will k** you with my Holy Water.
Should have used the axes, Trevor.
I am gonna whip. You. So hard your mom will feel it
Yeah! I'll fight you an' I'll win
My bloodline'll carry on an' we'll (f**in' cheater!)
(...The f**?)