The icebox is locked and I can't cool down It's Louisiana hot - old dog in a new town Round midnight why can't the light be found Got me poundin' on the pavement wrestlin' with the ground Sharkskin in a pig pen stirrin' up a sound Pawn shop stacks a box of .45 rounds Got a code to uphold contractually bound said the icebox is locked and I can't cool down Icebox is locked and I cannot cool down Plastic palm trees and conspiracies dot the gra**y knoll The icebox is locked and I can't cool down Got both barrels co*ked and a young blood hound There's an old butchers block where you pay by the pound And the homecoming queen's waiting tables in her own crown
Belly up to the bar to buy the first round Bartender surrenders says we're in a dry town Son we can't serve you here he said with a frown Because the icebox is locked so you can't cool down Icebox locked and I cannot cool down Umbrella drinks and cheap cigars while hot tub bubbles roll Icebox locked and I cannot cool down Plastic palm trees and conspiracies dot the gra**y knoll Born of this world of hate - Born of an orphaned throne Born without a faith - Born of a broken home Belly to the bar dark in the block Draw an ace from the top of the stack