(Intro – Action Bronson)
We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh
To commemorate a very good man, Brother Jedidiah
He stands about 5'8″
(Verse 1 – Action Bronson)
I wear the yamaka to court to gain some sort of leverage
My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge's beverage
As a team player, you know what
I'ma buy him a mother**king Nissan Murano
Rabbi Rodriguez did to Prince
Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed
Like a dog that's his d**k that he split
So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip
What the f**k
(Interlude 1 – Big Body Bes)
Oh pardon me
I was out here busy living your lies
You've been dead your whole life
Oh yeah Alfonzo, pull up the car
(Verse 2 – Action Bronson)
Riker's Island runway show better than Yeezy season
This year the color green is in
Dog I'm f**king crazy like velcro sneakers
I'm playing with s**t
Dog I ain't playing with s**t
Your frame will lay in a ditch
My chick is Asian with a twist
I'm so hard you could cook a piece of bacon on my d**k
Better be turkey though
So if these turkeys try to murk me, Moe
I'll let these turkeys know that I'm in Turkey hoe
S**t
(Interlude 2 – Big Body Bes)
We was 47 and a half deep on the strip
You was in front of the store with Team Jordan's and yellow pajama pants
That's a big no no
That's a big no no!