Hey, hey, hey, you must be Ness!
I'm B. H. Pirkle, Mayor of Onett
So, you took out the Sharks? Made their pants wet?
Take this key to the shack in the northwest
It's a secret between you and me
As long I don't have to take responsibility
Thanks a lot, sir, I really needed the key!
The Touring Entertainer's Shack leads to my Sanctuary!