Your number is going to double the pope's age. Your method of losing weight is going to have to change. Chivalry never felt so wrong. Your acting needs work. I suggest wheel of fortune, but check your spelling. Tonight the world will hear your last scream.
Pissing blood for a week. Feel it in your kidneys. Blow a load like a shotgun right through the back of your skull. Take that to the bank and cash it. Enjoy your new skin. I'll see you at the bottom of the barrel.