[Verse 1] Voldemort stinks To put it quite lightly Demented and crazy He can't duel a baby Always, of course He's hiding at Hogwarts He's scheming and hating Pontificating [Pre-Chorus] I think we all know Voldie must go We'll knock his lights out We'll cast a mean curse [Chorus] Na-na-na-na-na, no more Tom Riddle Na-na-na-na-na, I'm sick of Tom Riddle Na-na-na-na-na, no more Tom Riddle Na-na-na-na-na, I'm sick of Tom Riddle [Verse 2] He came back in book four His face is an eyesore His skin is pale and he has no hair It looks like he OD'd on nair [Pre-Chorus] I think we all know
Voldie's a dope He tried to cheat d**h And how'd that work out? [Chorus] Na-na-na-na-na, no more Tom Riddle Na-na-na-na-na, I'm sick of Tom Riddle Na-na-na-na-na, no more Tom Riddle Na-na-na-na-na, I'm sick of Tom Riddle [Outro] I think we all know Voldie's a dope He tried to cheat d**h And how'd that work out? His time has come He better run We'll knock his lights out We'll cast a mean curse I think we all know Voldie's a joke A powerful wiz That got k**ed by a kid And I don't suppose You know the deal 'bout his nose It must of dropped off Must of dropped off He looks like a snake