[Verse 1] I flew a car with the Weasleys In the summer before school I broke out of my prison and cruised with my best friend While I bid the Dursleys adieu We flew to the Burrow Where Ron's mother found us out She was all up in a fury And very, very worried 'Cause they left without leaving a note [Chorus] To be honest, she was quite ticked off But she said that it was not my fault She made her sons go out to the garden Go out to the garden And take care of garden gnomes, garden gnomes Take care of garden gnomes, garden gnomes Let's hurl the garden gnomes Let's hurl the garden gnomes
[Verse 2] We needed Diagon Alley To stock up before school I said, "Floo powder power!" and bam, in a shower I was covered in ashes and soot Where I landed, I was not quite clear But Hagrid came and saved my rear Seems I wound up in Knockturn Alley all alone [Chorus] I wandered around from shop to shop 'Till I found my friends at Flourish and Blotts They were waiting for a book signing Waiting for a book signing From that bloke, Lockhart, Lockhart From that joke, Lockhart, Lockhart That bloke, Lockhart That joke, Lockhart That bloke, Lockhart That joke, Lockhart