When I need a meal to satisfy me
My baby's right on time
I don't need a graduate of home ec.
Because she does just fine
Creamy, crunchy, plain or smooth
White or wheat with jelly too
There's nothing I wouldn't do
For my peanut bu*ter girl
She's my peanut bu*ter girl
She don't know how to make an omelette
Or pancakes, steak or stew
All she knows are peanut bu*ter sandwiches
With jelly cut in two
Cut in half without the crust
She's the object of my lust
I love her because
She's my peanut bu*ter girl