{Maia} What's going on? This can't be happening Don't tell me it's a song?! {Ross} It's a song {Maia} This wasn't how I planned it Can't you see that this has gone too far Please just pause the DVR Someone won't you Make it stop?! {Maia} I'm losin' my mind {Ross} I don't see a problem {Maia} Everything I say it rhymes Here comes another line {Ross} Close your eyes if you don't wanna see {Maia} What's this choreography? Someone won't you Make it stop?! {Together} Oh, I can't stop singing! Make it stop Make it stop Am I real or just a prop? Oh I can't stop singing So let's just talk Talk, talk It's just a song An inefficient way to Move the story along I'm done! mmmmmmmmm {Ross} You're just being cynical {Maia} No it's just the principle!
Someone won't you make it, make it stop? {Ross} Don't make it stop! {Together} Oh, I can't stop singing Make it stop Make it stop Am I real or just a prop? Oh I can't stop singing So let's just talk Talk, talk {Ross + Maia take turns} Talk talk talk talk talk talk {Together} Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk {Maia} We're trapped inside a musical revue {Ross} At least I'm here with you I don't wanna Make it stop {Together} Oh I can't stop singing Make it stop, make it stop (Oh, I can't stop singing) Am I real or just a prop? (I can't stop singing) Oh, I can't stop singing Does it stop? Does it stop? Is it ever gonna stop? Oh I can't stop singing So let's just talk {Maia} (Ugh, it's over)