You guys know how it all went down The night he stuck it in my wrong hole Well now I think it's time you hear my side of the story He took me on a date it was hit or miss But I was feeling tipsy so I gave him a kiss We went to his place and his roommates were there But I was so horny, I didn't even care Before we knew it, we start to grind Then suddenly I feel something in my behind I start to tear up and my eyes go wide Did he really just stick it inside of my back side Last night, he stuck in the wrong hole I was so shocked, from the bottom of my soul That he stuck it in the wrong hole I felt the sudden urge to have to go number 2 But to poo in his place I thought well that would be rude I didn't have the nerve to tell him straight to his face
So I snuck out the back and I ran all the way to my place Last night, he stuck in the wrong hole I was so shocked, from the bottom of my soul The very next week he texted everyday Meanwhile my bu*t pain had finally all gone away He sent flowers and candy and even a song So he finally confessed that he got it all wrong Hey dj lubelle, I hope that you don't mind That I kinda liked when you put it in my behind I know that I seem to be uptight …but can we just try it again tonight? Every night, we stick it in the wrong hole It's so much fun, and we don't need no birth control When we stick it in the wrong hole, uhu, whoa He sticks in my a**