I'd rather choose my soul to lose Than leave around just one confused And lose desire Don't know if I'll ever learn Can't wait ‘til I get my turn To burn in the infernal hell fire I'm waiting for my last drive While the bugle of my backside Blows a losing beat Hope I don't run out of gas Bet my sacrelicious a** Ain't nothing down there that scares me (Chorus) Oh yeah! And you know! I'm in league with Satan And you know There can't be no debatin' My hell-bound trail
I was born with a tail! I'm evil! Yeah, and I run free There's molten lead in me So let's get the hell Got the goods Brother bring it on My mother done brought me up wrong And you can use my dick As a walkin' stick as well (Chorus) It's time to fly the finger Yeah, that middle digit brings your point And it drives it home On my head there's no crown of thorns This evil scalp has earned its horns I'm gonna hop on top of your mom before I go (Chorus)