Through the deep folds in the lace I hid the grimace on my face In the rattling bullet shells I heard the sound of wedding bells Jesus! I love you but you're a big pain in the a** If you were a woman you'd be one ugly f**in' la** But you're not, you're not, you're a demon in disguise Sometimes you're so well hidden, I can't find words to describe you... Yet I do, I do, the truth just can't be concealed Even light can't escape the gravity of your negative force-field You're just skin dislodged from a skeleton with ease Living with your reason is like living with disease I read the dictionary...it taught me how to k** I've always had that problem and I guess I always will I've got an Oedipal distraction larger than an old Greek temple I shot my dad at seven in the forehead through the temple I've always loved my Katie and she's always been my fall Ever since I was on my throne in heaven, she's my goddess of the odd The flecks of our skin fall like the peels off an apple As we fall from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel Onto you, the you inside you was born inside my mothers womb Filled with rubies that could sparkle inside a living tomb I know you want to stab me and burn off all my hair But I'll f** you up the a** so hard you'll need a wheel chair Please Lord help me to keep my thoughts peaceful and still Cause if you don't I've got a knife that rhymes with k** Ever since the middle ages my mother taught me right She used to always tell me that I was very bright So I took a can of lighter fluid and poured it on my head And lit myself on fire till I thought that I was dead I shone bright in the darkness, I swung from nail to nail Until a fire truck screeched to a halt and they locked me back in jail I was darker than a nuns c*nt with a womb filled full of lead With an unfulfilled desire for a brain I wished was dead I sold my soul to the devil to make that lighter fluid roar So his victim wound up bankrupt when the devil went to war Then I chewed all the skin off my finger and I spit it in a rubber glove
So you could take all my troubles and convert them into love Up and down on a playground wing my love enraptures everything With a mill stone chain around my neck I walked on the lake of swill And concentrated all my thoughts on why I love to k** Inside of every mans a k**er, a k**er with a firm resolve To k** that part of man that his conscience can't dissolve I'll take this song and burn it, right here in my cell The smoke will waft up through your nose and lift you off to hell If yellow is the reflection of the absolute shade of light Let my skin reflect the courage of the absence of the night And with an erection in one hand and a razor in the other I'll attain my state of bliss.....so why do you just stand there And let me rant and rave like this? I sleep with one hand opened to make my final chess move count I slide my finger across the razor, it moves straight like a rook in doubt I gotta wife who eats two bails a day and lies like a saddle tramp Someday her face will adorn my knife and look like a canceled postage stamp My mind is like a garbage can that everyone fights to get inside You got so far up to his neck, it felt like suicide I'll give you your life like sparks from a grinder Let the speed of light be a constant reminder Give me your tongue that likes to s** My fingers strangle claw and f** Maybe you'll like this new sensation... Caught in my grip of inspiration Give me your life and I'll give you my word Like an old man breathing on a dried up turd Give me a knife to make the orchids yelp My c*nt lips scream out cries for help If love can fly on a trusting wing... Then I can't trust any god damned thing If love could live in a heap of dung I'd spray it with a halo of my own white cum When I butcher all the b**hes in this world of who*es Then I'll spit my cum into their open sores When your panties are transparent and expose your dirty lies Then you'll know I'm God in heaven wearing band-aids on my eyes