Both: We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it Gumball: We go around the block and we loiter by the Both: mall Gumball: The people think we're thugs, so they give the cops a Both: call Larry: Police Gumball: But we can get away with it 'cuz it's a Both: public space Gumball: Turns out we weren't loitering, Both: just standing in one place Gumball: I don't wear a suit or a Both: stupid tie! Gumball: I dress with my eyes closed and Both: I still look fly! Louie: (spoken) It looks like you got a leg transplant from a wiener dog. Gumball: (spoken) Yeah well you- *groans* And when I don't have a comeback I can always cry Both: We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it Gumball: I'm allowed to eat candy, it's okay to be chubby It's called baby fat, that's how my momma likes me I don't need to worry about the calories I ate 'Cuz I'm just a kid with a crazy metabolic rate (turns skinny) (spoken) Too far Darwin: Don't you ever worry about the cavities in your teeth? Gumball: Who cares if these fall out, I've got new ones underneath! Darwin: I'm getting tonnes of loot, 'cuz I look so cute Where are these presents from? It just doesn't compute Gumball: We don't have to worry about makin' ends meet We just throw things in the buggy that we like to eat 'Cuz when you're still a kid, everything is magic You don't know it yet Both: Life can get pretty tragic Both: We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it Gumball: We don't have to worry, 'cuz we don't have jobs We can sit around all day and hang out just like slobs Both:We don't freak out about resumes or sk**s 'Cuz we don't have either, we got no bills We got all the time that we wanna k** Newspaper Employee: (spoken) What time is it? Both: It's time to chill! Red Construction Man: (spoken) What do you think you're doing? Gumball: (spoken) Just enjoying not having a job. Red Construction Man: (spoken) Well, you can't stay here! Gumball: (spoken) Why? Does the sight of freedom hurt your adult feelings?
Red Construction Man: (spoken) No, kid! You're gonna have to move, because- A truck horn blares, along with a crash. Gumball: When you're still a kid, being sick is cool Mom gives you hugs, and you don't have to go to school Stay at home, watch TV, all day slackin' off If someone checks on you, just give them a little cough Richard: (spoken) Are you alright? Gumball coughs. Richard: (spoken) Aww! Richard hugs Gumball, as he gives a demonic glare at the viewer. Gumball: It's not my fault if I behave like a dummy I do a lot of stupid things, 'cos I find it funny Both: We don't need an excuse, 'cuz we've got imagination We're using it right now to escape the situation Both: Because when you're a kid, you dream of many things Like being a Ninja Dentist, or a Wizard Cop with wings We could fight a shark-bear-gator with a sword made of swords! Be the best at everything and win awesomeness awards See an underwater castle with a seahorse made of crystal Saving mermaids from sharkpeople using golden laser pistols Plunder the universe in our pirate spaceship Go back in time to teach cavemen how to kick-flip Don't need to worry about our future plans for college Super powers, robot arms, that's a substitute for knowledge Gumball: It's okay for me to dream that I'm a cowboy from the west Darwin: And for me to keep hopin' that there's still a chance to grow a (deep voice) chest! Song stops for a moment. Gumball and Darwin both take a deep breath, and the song continues. Both: We enjoy it while we (deep voice) can! We enjoy it while we're (deep voice) kids! We enjoy it while (deep voice) there's still time To make the most of (deep voice) it! Gumball: Come on. Let's try it again. Both: (deep voice only) We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it! Song cannot been heard by Billy and Orange Woman. Billy: (spoken) Mother, what are those two short men doing? Orange Woman: (spoken) I believe they're pretending to still be young and cool, dear. Gumball and Darwin's mouths both drop open in shock. Song ends.