When I was only three
My mom said to me
"Don't go to school with a skanky ho
Or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen
I boned a kooky b**h
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
And my crotch began to itch
But thats when I totally knew
What God wanted me to do
Whoooaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party...All day
(Check it out)
Now I'm in a b**hin' band
And I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
And she's got big freakin eyes
I get up in the afternoon
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
While the s*ut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink in school
Thats what I was born to do
Whoooaaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party...All day
Now God's looking down on me
Saying, "Hey man, way to pay!" (?)
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
f** all night and party...All day
f** f** f** yeah
f** yeah!
...f** yeah, dude