Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name
p**ywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
p**ywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
p**ywhipped
Your new b**h has got you on the shortest rope
Yeah yeah yeah
Now your dick gets s**ed about as much as the Pope's
Holy hell
Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine
p**ywhipped
Your girl locked up your nuts
p**ywhipped
And now you can't bang the s*uts
p**ywhipped
I was in a situation like the one you've got
Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot
Well I was p**ywhipped like you but now my dick is wise
You need to tell your dick to open up its f**ing eyes
Open up your eyes
We're all getting so tired of this game
The sickness you've contracted has a name
p**ywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
p**ywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
p**ywhipped
You're calling it "romance"
p**ywhipped
Your who*e's got you in a trance
p**ywhipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped
You're whipped!