Oh Mother Marry, I f**ed your sister Oh Father Joseph, I f**ed your brother Dear Joe and Marry Can't you see, I'm kidding Sorry for those stupid Jokes that you've been hearing Sister that I've mentioned Really has some beauty Brother of our Joseph Has a strength that suits him I would say it do hurts
That I've never f**ed 'em So I've just been telling Things I've seen while dreaming We had a good three-some And they both enjoyed it Please don't think I'm stupid I'm just really worried Oh Mother Marry, I f**ed your sister Oh Father Joseph, I f**ed your brother