I am the one that you have been warned
Hang with me and you will get burned
I am the one that you shouldn't rely
Cause my word is just one big lie
I am the one that will start off a fight
There's no apologies cause I know I am right
I am the one with no pity, no shame
Cause with me you are the blame
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I'm a no good friend
I have no remorse I have no regrets
I'm a no good friend
No sympathy just empathy
They call me a**hole, a dickhead, a c*nt
I will do anything that I want
Don't ever count on me I'll never come through
I'll even steal your girlfriend from you
I'll shove the elderly from my way
A selfish ba*tard that's what they all say
I have no problems insulting everyone
Cause my goal is to be number one
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f** you! f** me!
I am the ba*tard that will say what I think
f** you! f** me!
I get belligerent and rude whenever I drink
f** you! f** me!
I don't give a sh** to what you have to say
f** you! f** me!
The only problem with me is that you're in my way
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