Well, I've never had the chance to shake a money maker It's all Greek to me I never seem to do the right thing So it might bring me the mustard seed I've even tried to change my looks I bought all the books But it's always the same in the end Those women just chew me up Then they spit me out Then they chew me up again But I've found an angel She's got the cure All that I've been praying for I've got a pleasure appointment Cashing in the chips and I'm going to A pleasure appointment with you Now I usually put some gin Where my hope had been But this time ain't the same Because we both got the infection And the ancient connection Is running through our veins Ain't nothing like that kindred feeling That's so appealing When you're all alone I'm never gonna take those steps
'Cause she's my Juliet She's all my own I got an angel And she's got the cure All that I've been praying for I got a pleasure appointment I'm cashing in the chips And I'm going to A pleasure appointment with you Now it's just about her time to surface And serve my purpose I hate the in between It's so good to just be sitting here In the whack job chair Reading whack job magazine I'll just keep coming up with problems And if she thinks that she can solve them I'll just come up with some more As long as they can keep me here In the whack job chair With the one that I adore I've found an angel And she's got the cure All that I've been praying for I've got a pleasure appointment Cashing in the chips And I'm going to A pleasure appointment with you