You're my side-kick.
You're my alibi.
You're my right-hand man.
I'm your homeboy.
I'm your main dude.
I'm your best laid plan.
When the sh*t hits the fan
Could I make you understand?
I don't know.
Chorus
Would you still be my friend if I
Made out with your mother?
Would you still be my friend if I
Beat up your brother?
Would I still be friends with you?
'Cuz that's what real friends do.
You're my defense
You're my samurai.
You're the man. You're the man.
There's no secrets.
There's no need to lie.
Words are not enough to
Best describe us.
But when the sh*t hits the fan
Could I make you understand?
I don't know.
Chorus
Would you still be my friend if I
Broke into your house?
Pissed in your shoes?
And relieve you of your eyebrows?
I'd still be friends with you
'Cuz that's what real friends do.
Refrain
These scenarios have all been
Hypothetical so far
Bad news is I think
I brought your girlfriend to the brink
While you were sleepin' off the drink
In the backseat of your car.
Chorus
I will still be your friend
No matter what happens.
I will still be your friend
Through the good times and the bad ones
'Cuz I'll always be there for you
'Cuz that's what real friends do. (4x)
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