[Intro]
-Jesus, people can be cruel. That's not my 'bill' that's my personality. They say I'm a madman...
[Hook: Mike Doughty] x4
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through
[Verse 1]
Do I got to spell it out?
My name's Brian Bone, I put the panties in a drought
And I, was raised where I can do anything
So I f**ed a youngling with a tongue ring
Never thought I'd be good at rapping
Until I put the pen to the paper, what's happening?
Dale said, 'Just open up a brew, f** you!'
Sitting backwoods with my whole f**ing crew
I just sit and smoke ivy like every day
I'm hot as f** b**h, move out my f**ing way
Me and Dale are just a bunch of f**ing satanist
Sitting on the dais with the slits on our wrists
We took the f**ing game, it was no problem for us
Eating mustard out the clutch of a f**ing young c*nt
I make the mayo in the cootchie of a centerfold
I never f**ing listen, let me tell you how it goes
[Hook: Mike Doughty] x4
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through
[Verse 2]
Coughing up tar from my f**ing bronchitis
Sitting in a leotard, call me Leonidas
Me and Dale got the cops riding right beside us
And my wrist a little sloppy from my f**ing arthritis
I think that I'm demonic, it might be from all this chronic
That I got from behind the Sonic, five voices diatonic
But I'm Goddamn retarded so its a little ironic
I love this sound, so I'm philharmonic
They used to give me money back when I was f**ing bunnies
Now it's all a cruel joke, and it's not so f**ing funny
My momma used to say that I could do anything
But my mind won't cooperate, I left it by the f**ing gate
I get straight A's for sympathy
I'm feeling like Beethoven, this is my fifth symphony
Low voice, from this wrecking effect
I'm f**ing retarded, it's a birth defect
[Hook: Mike Doughty] x4
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through
[Verse 3]
Hello, I'm Brian if you didn't know
The representative of people who got little dough
I tagged the tongue because they took the big toe
Got the rest of 'em stupid because of my glow flow
I'm a glow stick, left in my fourth b**h
She could s** the chrome straight off of a trailer hitch
I play Minecraft up in my space shaft
Don't got stage fright, b**h I got stage craft
This is, my monster mash
My few haired, pedo 'stache
And for all my long haired, redneck, white trash
Over bitten, paper spitting, scissor clipping, clan cla**
I'm a retard who's mother f**ing p**y whipped
It goes puff, puff, pa** and next round you get skipped
Yeah, next round you get skipped, b**h!
[Hook: Mike Doughty, Sideshow Brian]
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through
[Outro]
(whistles)
-Brother, is it hot