Is there anything else
I can do to be your perfect pet?
May I cut out my tongue?
Yes, you're right! I agree on
Everything you want me to
May I scratch your back?
Squeeze me down
Like a microburst
I will fit in the crowd
Please give me an order
Or a slap in the face
I'm the dog on the lead
But there's just one little problem
I'm still not house-trained