One, two, one two ready go! These are the good old days La la la la la, la la la la la My God's gonna kick your god's a** You're too dumb and I'm the head of the cla** Stop waitin' around for something better The boys think it's better the tighter the sweater F*** it, take what's hers, don't sweat it You can own it all, just pay on credit Two to the left then four to the right You've got to fight for your right to fight Forever never better than late Sharpen up blades to obfuscate You can own it all right now, why wait? Eat what's on your plate then eat the plate Say what you can while you're still allowed to Every silver lining's got its cloud too These are the good old days La la la la la, la la la la la These are the good old days La la la la la, la la la la la Truly these are the good old days Where man, woman, and child can log onto the Internet and text message each other across their own house Where there is any form of contraceptive from solid to liquid to gas We have reached the point of civilization like the Incans reached when they had gold roads and the Egyptians reached when they had, like, magical buildings and secret things
So, what you do is you go kiss whoever you kiss, grab whatever you grab Because these truly are the good old days and it does not get any better than this And when it does you wake up and you're dead These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na My dog's gonna sniff your dog's a** I'm too dumb and you're the head of the cla** Stop waitin' round for something better The boys think it's better the tighter the sweater F*** it, take what's hers, don't sweat it You can own it all, just pay on credit Two to the left then four to the right You've got to fight for your right to fight Forever never better than late Salivate, never satiate You can own it all right now, why wait? Eat what's on your plate then eat the plate Say what you can while you're still allowed to Every silver lining has its cloud too These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na (C'mon now) These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na …