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Who get k**ed before they reached Bombay Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, oh yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game, ooh yeah Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails just call me Lucifer I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me, have some courtesy Have some sympathy and some taste Use all your well learned politics Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name, mmm yeah But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game, get down Woo hoo, ah yeah, get on down, oh yeah Tell me, baby, what's my name? Tell me, honey, baby guess my name Tell me, baby, what's my name? I'll ya one time you're to blame What's my name? Tell me, baby, what's my name? Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?