[Both:] Christmas Christmas s**s Christmas Christmas s**s [Anthony:] I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and all the bullsh** it puts in my head I'm so frickin' tired of stupid presents under smelly trees I wish there were something instead That wasn't so stupid and so lame I guess I have Santa and his elves to blame, yeah I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and I
Want it to be dead [Ian:] I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas, and all the malls and traffic snags I'm so frickin' tired of eggnog, candy canes, And big a** shopping bags Every frickin' year it's always the same Mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game sponsored links So frickin' tired of Christmas and I Want it to be dead