I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young
I was flippin through the channels when I saw something on
something about robots that destroy each other
it made me want to go blow up my mother
Oooh, Anthony is not alone
it made me wanna go blow up my home
originally I did that and your point?
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme!
If you didn't get what were talkin' about
we're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around
if you think the transformers
you was right cause everybody knows that they hella tight!
Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
they told us that the script was full of nonsense!
I bet that you thought I was gonna say crap cause it rhymes with rap
but I'm better than that!!
Transformers WILL punch you in the face
Transformers WON'T do the macarena
Transformers always say no to d**
Transformers: robots in disguise
They don't even need to use a glock
they can take you down with their electric shock!
Harder than a body slam from the rock
but not as much as a slap from my--hand! Oooh
have you heard about optimus prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
if your booty's gettin hot and it keeps getting hotter
he'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water!
Optimus knows how to use his hose
he be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
stuffin pixie stix right through his nose
until his nose unloads and explodes busloads!
Oooh, right now we switch it up
like when Decepticon kicked autobot bu*t! And
thunderblast is a s*ut--what? sh-she is.
Transformers WILL find a cure for d**h.
Transformers WON'T do your algebra.
Transformers are against terrorism!
Transformers: robots in disguise
The dopest parties are thrown by the autobots
disco dancin' and chicks hella hot!
They got moves like you ain't never got!
No weed, no spank, no crap, no game!
They don't need their stuff to keep their party insane
moves so whack that you can't explain
dancing's so crazy that'll melt your brain
moves that decepticon's can never obtain
hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game! Autobots
throw it up! Makin it a game!
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out with impeccable aim
Transformers don't give a damn what you all say
TRANSFORMERS. hit the club like
every day! TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction
they blow up in your face like a chain reaction!
Transformers WILL run for president
Transformers WON'T dress for halloween
Transformers hardcore since '84
Transformers