[MLG Airhorn sound] Verse 1:Mario Its'a me Mario! I'm the best don't you see? There's nothing better in this world execpt spagehetti! You*pause*think you got the grooves of Mario's grooves? I'm sorry but you don't even, compare with my man b**bs! I kick, the koopa a**! And i save the princess, thats my peach! I'ma numba one, and you s** pingas biaatch! Verse 2:SMG4 Well I did'nt know being a fatty was so cool, humping that spagehetti, while you sit in and drool. But sorry not me, I'm SMG4 You're supposed to be plumbing, doing other crap instead. While you just sit at home with Luigi, in bed! Verse 3:Mario You motha*censored*!
What did you say?! Oh you dead now I'ma make ya pay! I'll get two chopsticks, and shove them up your a**! SMG4:Uh, no sorry I think I'll pa** You sit at home all day like your PC like no end You think that would explain why you no girlfriend You think you have swag? Even if your a hag? Ha! well mario's, got in the bag! Verse 4:SMG4 Girlfriend? You kidding? Thats just rude Considering your girlfriend is just a puddle of food, look at my subriscibers, who dosen't love me? *why not subscribe? it's totally free!* I think I win this one mario buddy, why not go home and hump some Teletubbies? You son of a b**h! [Screaming]