Rona was so beautiful, not a girl like everyone
But she had a little problem: time was out of run
Had to work on Christmas eve, 'cause she got no cash
Had to earn some extra money just to pay her flat
Then she had a good idea and went into a store
Stole some silly aspirins sold them for d** and more
Princess Leia's lucky pills, man they'll make you high
They'll hit you more than other d**, lift you up into the sky
With them you'll have no ground beneath, your feet feel like you're flying
But only try one pill at time - never try them twice!
Rona then just smiled and thought: "Perhaps I 'll have some luck
Perhaps I 'll find some idiots who will buy my stuff"
Cause she knew that at this night there was a Christmas rave
And she thought selling her d** would make her rich and feel safe
Then she went into that club and sold her faked d**
The only problem was she sold them to an undercover cop
Princess Leia's lucky pills, man they'll make you high
They'll hit you more than other d**, lift you up into the sky
With them you'll have no ground beneath, your feet feel like you're flying
But only try one pill at time - never try them twice!