[Time keeps on slipping...slipping...slipping] [GET DOWN] Yeah...Ha It's ya boy Sk**z ya'll with the facts fa sho Back to recap 2004 Now, things started out cool and plain Till Janet whipped her b**b at the Super Bowl game I know the girl moves in cycles But I never thought a nipple could make the whole world forget about Michael And rap needed something fresh In comes Mr. "Jesus Walks" Kanye West We got him and Mel to thank Jesus Walks Yeah, after "The Pa**ion" Jesus walked to the bank And every week, a different hurricane hit If you ain't have a Blackberry then you prolly had a Sidekick The gay governor came out and quit And erybody and they mother had a Black Album remix Bathing Ape's was the kicks And even white people started saying "I'm Rick James, b**h" American Idol was dumb Was I the only one that got sick of seeing William Hung? Fantasia won, don't get it confused But with a mouth that huge, how could she lose? Usher confessed again If Chili wanted a comeback she shoulda made a record then Paris Hilton's s** tape got watched And once they got cold all she said was "That's hot" Rap made a lot of CREAM LL came back, looking like he was 16 Mase came back too, did ya'll peep it? What's funny is he prolly made more money preaching Shyne was supposed to be the truth Yo Po, next time ya album comes out, you should come out too Kobe had a little luck But here's a fashion tip for the guys, no more bu*ton ups White Tees I spare Ain't they like 50 for a dollar? They ain't goin nowhere Who had a Livestrong bracelet? I did Sad part is you prolly don't even know where yours is The U.S. B-Ball team got sliced Roy Jones got his a** kicked twice Rappers couldn't behave Tony Yayo came out and went back in a couple of days Wanna throw up what you ate? Picture Brigitte Nielsen in a hot tub with Flavor Flav Lil Flip came at TI And then Shaq came at me but I ain't sure why But I crushed the dude The day he beats me that'll be the day he won't mumble in his interviews Lets get serious for a second Who thought Fherenhite 9/11 would change the election? For a minute though, voting was fly And everybody had a shirt that said "Vote or Die" Seen on everybody from 50 to Jigga Newsflash to Puff, shirts didn't work n***a The election was scary Don't front, don't you feel bad for John Kerry?
For a sec he was a star Now he prolly in a bar wishing Oprah had given him a car Dave Chappelle made a lot of cake Mary Kate Olsen proved money can't buy you weight Beyonce was on fire Hottest show on TV? Hands down that would have to be The Wire Can't believe Stringer got k**ed I been to B-More trust me, The Wire is real If you lip syncing do it well Ashley Simpson made a fool of herself on SNL Advice to the kids, don't chance it Sumpthin go wrong in ya life, screw it start dancing And designers were snoring Couldn't do nothing with white tees so we started putting pictures on em Red and Meth Show was put to rest Dummy Move of the Year tho? Ron Artest We all watching like, "Damn you believe this man," "Just put his hands up and swung on a fan?" The nutshell, I'mma make it clear Ron Artest spent 5 mill on half a cup of beer Jealousy could be a sickness Don't believe me? ask Jay-z, he could be a witness Started out as The Best of Both Worlds Ended with pepper spray and Kelly about to earl Ayo Kells, that was whack fam In some ways you remind me of an old black man You know how they blame stuff on the white man? He took it up a notch and blamed it on the white lightning man Martha Stewart hit the pen Britney got married, got divorced and got married again And some rappers couldn't lose They sold everything from booze to clothes to shoes And some of ya'll don't think I'm from the hood dogg, we don't buy energy drinks So take that, rewind it back Usher had the biggest hit with Lil Jon on the track If not that, it was Joey Crack Cuz even slow old people was trying to Lean Back Matthew Knowles I know it hurt your heart When Michelle fell on 106 and Park Sad case, no doubt How you fall on TV the day that ya album come out? And here's a winner for sure They say Young Buck tried to stab a boy at the Vibe Awards Dre, he kept it gully Doc Buck earned his spot, he should be all over The Detox And ya'll prolly askin yaself Who is this dude thats talkin bout everybody else? And that question is the worst one I'm Sk**z homeboy, I'm the dude that made the first one And I'mma keep doing me R.I.P. to Rick James, Ray Charles and the ODB I said I wouldn't do a Rap Up but I lied So what the hell? Happy New Year Double 0- 5