See this what we gon' do ya'll Recap thetwo double-O two ya'll R. Kelly got caught whildin' He sold more s** videos than he did albums A lot of ya'll went down fam Y'all did some dumb stuff with Soundscan The industry did Micheal Jackson greasy Brandy wasn't selling so she put her pregnancy on TV Cash Money refused to flop Baby said 'F it man I'm taking Juvenille's spot Christina Ag she turned into a s*ut piece For her record to sell she let out all of her bu*t cheeks Rap girls take a lesson from that Cause nobody remembers the girl that made My Neck and My Back And hip-hop was at it again Suge came home and Slick Rick went back in Man y'all took it to the streets again But this year a lot of y'all called beef again JD and Dre started off dissin' And then they stopped when they figured out that nobody was listenin' Then the IRS hauled JD's cash off Dre probably in Cali now, laughing his a** off By now don't nothing amaze me And in the middle of the summer man Nas went crazy He was like I got power how they gonna play me All ya'll wack and yes I was gonna lynch Jay-Z I guess he figured ya'll ain't gonna punk me Admitted to Payola and put Flex on front street And flex almost got banned when he saw Steph Lova he tried to speak with his hands And Steph thugged him like 'I ain't bout to get played' She drove straight to the presinct like I'm bout to get payed P.Diddy kept cruisin You wouldn't think half of the year he didn't even have distribution Y'all can front like y'all don't care But this year goddamn man Diddy was everywhere And designers made double We gotta bury Burberry we can't wear that no more And jerseys is next on the list Ya'll was wearing throwbacks of players that don't even exist Shot out to Clipse they kept it on time
And hardest record of the year that would have to be "Grindin" And Em became the Elvis of rapping Justin tried to do it with black music- ehhhh didn't happen Man this year was a trip And J.Lo and Ben will be over by the time y'all hear this War time Bush wanted action but we was to busy worryin' about what Missy was saying backwards Snoop stopped smoking indo Micheal Jackson put his baby out the window Hot whip, the Escalade, I know you want one The get back at the industry award goes to Cam'ron Oh boy was huge Dame gave him the VP and forgot to tell Jay-Z You know what's more wild? I watched 3LW grow up and turn into Destiny's Child And that wasn't expected them broads lost one member and couldn't sell one record Scarface made a cla**ic, Mike Tyson got his a** kicked A lot of rapper's kept faking, Beyonce did alot of datin' Kelly rushed her album off a joint with Nelly And got the same results that Hype got when he made Belly She still look hot half the time Funniest video of the year, well that would have to be mine Production- my man's and them got down That would be the Neptunes they got that hands down By the rules you gotta play, and I swear that BET got stock in B2K But that's another conversation And Tweet know damn well that "Oops" was about masturbation "Best of Both Worlds" was sloppy- but damn, it still sold a million copies If I was Hov I'da told R. it's okay to cut But do you know how much tour money that you just messed up Man this year was still gully And 50, 50 came back like muhf**** Still beefin with Ja and Gotti They coulda chose Johnny, Ricky or Ralph man, why they choose Bobby What's left to say? R.I.P to Left Eye Lopez and Jam Master Jay And that's it for me, this Sk**z I'll see ya'll in the two double-O three