After one whole quart of brandy Like a daisy I'll awake With no Bromo Seltzer handy I don't even shake Men are not a new sensation I've done pretty well I think But this half-pint imitation Put me on the blink I'm wild again Beguiled again A simpering whimpering child again Bewitched bothered and bewildered Am I Couldn't sleep, and wouldn't sleep When love came and told me I shouldn't sleep Bewitched bothered and bewildered Am I Lost my heart, but what of it? He is cold, I agree He can laugh, but I love it Although the laugh's on me I'll sing to him, each spring to him And long for the day When I'll cling to him
Bewitched bothered and bewildered Am I He's a fool and don't I know it But a fool can have his charms I'm in love and don't I show it Like a babe in arms I've sinned a lot I'm mean a lot But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot Bewitched bothered and bewildered Am I I'll sing to him Each spring to him And worship the trousers That cling to him Bewitched bothered and bewildered Am I When he talks He is seeking Words to get On his chest Horizontally speaking He's at his very best Vexed again Oh yes, perplexed again Thank God, I can be overs**ed again Bewitched bothered and bewildered Am I