Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really lame
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name
F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S he's the man that i hate best
I'd like to see his house go up in flames
F-L-A, his name is Ned
E-R-S, such a stupid name
He's worse than Frankenstein or doctor no
You can't upset him even slightly
he just smiles and nods politely
then goes home and worships nightly
his leftorium is an emporium of woa
F-L-A, don't yell at Ned
D-E-R, his wife is dead
everbody hates that stupid jerk
Springfield rocks with homers joyous loathing
filling clubs with angry valentinos
you don't have to move your feet
just hate Flanders to the disco beat
he's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino
if you despise polite left handers
then i'll doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
or his creepy little offspring rod and tod
that's us!
Hooray!
F-L-A, his name is Ned
E-R-S, he's so white bread
the smiling mustache geek that walks with go-o-o-od