I've got Jesus in my faxmachine I saw Ho-Chi Minh down at Burger King I dated Elvis as a drag queen And I still don't understand a f**ing thing I heard the voice of Buddha from the kitchen sink He said "burn thine PC as an offering" I've been diagnosed as the missing link But I still don't understand a f**ing thing Fill the hole in my head with static Pump away, away, love's a semi-automatic
God's hooked up on life support Shoot me up, inject, abort The side effects are half the fun Fill the hole in my head with static Pump away, away, love's a semi-automatic God's hooked up on life support Shoot me up, eject, delete The side effects are half the fun The side effects are half the fun The side effects are half the fun The side effects are half the fun