OOOOwwwww! Look at you!
You're such a mess! You're Such a mess!
With your big wild hair and your skintight dress
You were gonna be such a big success
You're such a mess You're Such a mess!
With a spoon up your nose and a stain on your dress
All dressed up trying to look your best
CHORUS:
You're a mess, you're a mess
You're a victim of excess
Would you be so kind?
Could I blow your mind?
You're a mess, you're a mess
Can I look up your dress?
Would you be so kind?
I didn't think you'd mind
You're such a mess! You're Such a mess!
You're such a mess! You're Such a mess!
Now you're stumbling to the door and
Now your pa**ed out on the floor just like a dirty mess
CHORUS:
You're drunk, you're stoned
You're totally plastered
You're a plane crash
You're a walking disaster
You're an accident waiting to happen …
You're a walking disaster
A walking disaster
A walking disaster
A walking disaster
CHORUS: