I love you, you hate me..
Let's make it up over a cup of tea..
Take your mind off your mortality,
Win fifty pounds for a shopping spree...
Chorus
Take a break,
From the daily routine..
Disconnect yourself from the washing machine
The operation didn't go as planned..
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man...
Cleo the doberman saved my life..
My uncle's mistress ran off with my wife..
Chorus x1
Bet he did it with my teenage neighbour,
While I was in labour, I was in labour..
Chorus x1
Take a break...
From the daily routine..
Send your life story
to the cheap magazine..