My dog just ran away
and I am feeling pretty bad
I've been sneaking out at night
and my parents are real mad
I've been taking lots of d**
cause they teach me not to care.
yeah, I guess that's how you cheat
because life doesn't play fair.
My brother told me
that he's gonna
k** himself tonight
with a whole bottle of Prozac
or a shiny kitchen knife
he said that when he is dead
ill have his Nintendo 64
and I can play all it night long
sitting on the basement floor
My girlfriend told me that
she doesn't love me anymore
and I wish I didn't care but
I thought she was really cool
so I drank a ton of liquor
then I threw up in her sink
she said next time use the toilet
then she offered me a drink