Suprised to get your letter, glad you're doin' fine But me I could be better, but I ain't one to wine Now you say you'll forgive me and let me come back home But trusting you to be true is the only thing ive done wrong [chorus:] When they grow cantaloupes on mars I'll come back to you When they serve quiche in country bars And politicians tell the truth When the world's fair comes to [?] louisiana
And a cow really jumps the moon When they grow cantaloupes on mars I'll come back to you You say you weren't unfaithful well baby that's a joke When you went out wearing your best perfume And you came back smelling like soap Now you say that we need to try again just for old times sake Before that ever happens a lot of things will have to change [chorus]