[Verse 1: GOOSE]
THE MINUTE THAT I STOP'S
THE MINUTE THAT RAP DIES
THE MINUTE THAT DOGS FLY
AND PIGS GROW WINGS
THE MINUTE THAT THE ALIENS
COME DOWN IN SPACESHIPS
HELL FREEZES OVER
AND THE FAT LADY SINGS
YOU COULD TWIST MY ARM
TILL IT BREAKS I AIN'T TAPPING
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
TILL I DIE I AIN'T FLINCHING
YOU LISTENING TO
THE STORY OF MY LIFE
THIS AIN'T RAPPING
I BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS
AND NEVER HAD NO COMPETITION
I JUST BOUGHT A HALF POUND OF HAZE
AND A STRONG LIGHTER
I'M NOT A POTHEAD DOG
I'M A SONGWRITER
AND SONGWRITERS
SMOKE WEED ALL DAY
I SPENT TEN YEARS
ON MY FEET ALL DAY
NOW I'M TRYING TO STACK CHIPS
LIKE FRITO-LAY
THIS IS OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP
WE DONT PLAY
WE JUST RHYME
SO GO ON SPIT
AND TAKE A WALK WITH THAT
POP RAP BULLsh*t GO ON GET
[Hook: GOOSE]
EITHER sh*t OR GET YOURSELF
OFF THE POT NOW
CUZ THINGS ARE GETTING
REALLY REALLY HOT NOW
WROTE 400 SONGS THAT I NEED TO RECORD
AND THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE
[Verse 2: GOOSE]
I'M THINKING YOU NERDS
BETTER JUST STICK TO THE BIRDS
I WAS RHYMING WHEN YOU WAS
TOO LITTLE TO THINK AND SAY WORDS
WHEN YOU WAS ALL SCRUNCHED UP
LIKE HATCHED IN THE FETAL
I WAS IN SOME DIRTY RAP CLUB
SCRATCHING THE NEEDLE
INCONSPICUOUS THE TRICK TO THIS
IS THINKING IT'S NO THING
YOU FIGURED IT'S HIS NECKLACE
BUT LOOK AT HIS GOLD RING
METICULOUS RIDICULOUS
BUT LOOK IT, IT'S SO BLING
TOO QUICK WITH THIS, THE WICKEDIST
THE KING OF THIS WHOLE THING
I SWEAR TO fu*kING GOD
IF I DON'T GET UP
IN THIS VOCAL BOOTH
AND SHOW THE PROOF
TO ALL THESE LOCAL YOKELS
THAT DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH
AND SAY TO ME
THE THINGS THAT THEY SAY TO ME
WHEN THEY HATE ON ME
AND LABEL ME
SOMETHING THAT IM NOT CUZ I'M HOT
AND I DON'T MEAN HOT IN THE SENSE
OF HOPPING THE FENCE
OR SELLING ALL MY PUBLISHING
TO HOP IN A BENZ
I'M A CHILL ON MY TONE
YEAH CHILL ON MY THRONE
fu*k YA'LL
I COULD PROBABLY
SELL A MILL ON MY OWN
[Hook: GOOSE]
EITHER sh*t OR GET YOURSELF
OFF THE POT NOW
CUZ THINGS ARE GETTING
REALLY REALLY HOT NOW
WROTE 400 SONGS THAT I NEED TO RECORD
AND THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE
[Verse 3: GOOSE]
YOU CALL YOURSELVES PRODUCERS
TO ME YOUR JUST LOSERS
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALI GOOSE IS
BETTER THAN THESE DUECES
AND EBENEZER SCROOGES
THE RECORD BUSINESS NOWADAYS
JUST A BUNCH A MOOCHES
AND BLOOD su*kING LEECHES
KIDS WITH NO CLASS
AND I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO GIVE
SO DON'T ASK
AND I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY
SO DONT STARE
AND I DON'T GIVE A fu*k WHAT YOU THINK
I DON'T CARE
I'M NOT OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS
I'M HOPING THAT YA QUESTIONS
REVOLVE AROUND THE MUSIC
AND THINGS TO BE
THEY AIN'T NEVER
GONNA PUT ME ON NO TV SHOW
CUZ MY REALITY
IS NOTHING FOR THESE KIDS TO SEE
LISTEN I STARTED OUT
MY RAP CAREER DISSING
ALL THE COMPETITION
TILL THEY TOLD ME TO CHILL
BUT ON THE SEQUEL
TO THIS SECOND RECORD
I SWEAR TO GOD
THESE LITTLE b*tchES
GONNA CATCH AN ASS WHIPPING
FOR REAL
[Hook: GOOSE]
EITHER sh*t OR GET YOURSELF
OFF THE POT NOW
CUZ THINGS ARE GETTING
REALLY REALLY HOT NOW
WROTE 400 SONGS THAT I NEED TO RECORD
AND THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE