Tell me milk cow—what on earth is wrong with you? Milk cow—what on earth is wrong with you? Now you had a little new calf and your milk is turnin' blue Now your calf is hungry—I believe he needs a s** Now your calf is hungry—I believe he needs a s** But your milk is turnin' blue—I believe he's outta luck Now I feel like milkin' him…my cow won't come
I feel like churnin' and my milk won't turn I'm cryin' please, please don't do me wrong If you see my milk cow, baby now, please drive her home My milk cow been ramblin' for miles around My milk cow been ramblin' for miles around Well, now, can you s** on some other man's bull cow In this strange man's town…