I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne and it taste just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola She walked up to me, and she asked me to dance And when I asked her her name, in a dark brown voice, she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine, oh my Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man, oh my Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Well, we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said, "Dear boy, won't you come home with me?" Well, I'm not the world's most pa**ionate guy When I looked in her eyes, I almost fell for my Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola L-O-L-A Lola
Well, I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well, that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for my Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, 'cept for Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Well, I left home just a week before I never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man" Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola L-O-L-A Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola