Joseph and Mary are so bad
Kissing in the park, kissing in the park, kissing in the park
He practices dentistry without a license
But its alright cause mary read the books and shes got his back
They're saving up for a trip to France
Gonna leave the baby with one of the inlaws
Just long enough to see the eiffel tower and bank
Wearing a scarf and boots on the airplane
The Devil come to bethlehem
With a bible and an alarm clock
The Devil come to bethlehem
And he ain't afraid of the dark
Joseph and Mary are so sad
Singing in a park in Paris, France
Reading the news, and the ... looks bad
A pile of empty postcards on their lap
Nothing bright to write and nothing good to send
Devil come to bethlehem
With a bible and an alarm clock
The devil come to bethlehem
And he ain't afraid of the
Dark-ness is less frightening than the
Light-ness is less frightening than the dark
Joseph and Mary are so Dead
Oh its been years, its been years, its been many, many years
All their descendants are long buried and gone
And their closest blood relatives works in a philadelphia Sears
Walking on water in his own bathtub
Turning that water to wine
Devil come to bethlehem
With a bible and an alarm clock
The devil come to bethlehem
And he ain't afraid of the
Dark-ness is less frightening than the
Light-ness is less frightening than the
Dark-ness is less frightening than the
Light-ness is less frightening than the dark