F***ed Dolly Parton
F***ed Loretta Lynn
F***ed Barbara Mandrell
And f***ed all of her kin
I've f***ed Danny Pearl
I f***ed Elvis Presley's little girl
I f***ed the Judds
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er, my bo*er won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down
I f***ed Willie Nelson
I f***ed him deep inside
I f***ed Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I f***ed Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
I f***ed the Judds, I f***ed the Judds
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er, my bo*er won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down
F***ed Alabama
F***ed the Oak Ridge Boys
F***ed Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I f***ed the cast of Hee-Haw
I f***ed Glen Campbell, f***ed him on a see-saw
Kenny Rogers thought it cra**
When I f***ed his big white a**
I can't help it....
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er, my bo*er won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down