{Verse} I'm simping for the girls and guys I'm simpin' like I'm Mordecai Pokimane, Neekolul, Nihachu, and um... Dream Simping for everyone But can someone simp for me? (Please) Sure I make jokes But I wanna choke I'm acting kinda sus I think that y'all should vote (me out) I treat everyone like a piece of meat I always act before I think But I'm simping all day, and I'm simping all night (Simping all day, and I'm simping all night) It would be good to get someone I simp for all my life (Good to get someone I simp for all my life) For them to say I do, then simpin' for me too I wanna dual simp, I don't care if it's a chimp Wait I kinda do, I'm not a simp, yes I am I don't wanna waste my life, let them pass me by
'Cause I push everyone away and never let them inside But I'm fine! But I'm fine! Failing at being funny stops the dying inside (Failing at being funny stops the dying inside) Oh, oh {Chorus} I'm simping all day (I'm simping all day) I'm simping all night (I'm simping all night) Call me Finn, call me Mordecai Call me PewDiePie (Call me PewDiePie) {Interlude} I'm simping for the girls and guys I'm simpin' like I'm Mordecai Syug dna slrig eht rof gnipmis m'I IacedroM m'I ekil gnipmis m'I {Chorus} I'm simping all day (yad lla gnipmis m'I) I'm simping all night (thgin lla gnipmis m'I) Call me Finn, call me Mordecai Call me PewDiePie (Call me PewDiePie)