(J. Martinez/Psyechefunkapus) Bow to your partner, grab 'em by the arm Get prepared to cause him harm Spin, spin, spin 'em all around, spin 'em all around Till hehits the ground Pick him back up and do it some more Throw 'em in the air and clear the floor Pick up that empty bottle of beer, smash it over the head Of the bar man there If he starts bleeding don't you run Don't you run 'cause it's all in fun! Grab your partner, make her stare Strip on down to your underwear If she leaves don't you care Take a little step and savoir faire Run over there, grab someone, throw him in the pit And join the fun Hit your head up on the satage, get into the pit and Start to rage Don't you worry if you want to get laid All you gotta do is promenade This here's the Hillbilly Happy Smash! Originated in West Marin, California. It's real easy to do Now you're feeling good and sloshed, get into the pit and
Start to mosh Mosh, mosh, spin it all around "Roud and around and around and around 'Round and around and around and around and around and around Around and around , 'round and around and around and around and Around and around and around If yo uget dizzy don't you stress Barf on your partner's brand new dress Here come the bouncers four by four Tryin' hard to get to the middle of the floor Dip, dive, step and steer Don't let the mtherf**ers get too near Jump on their backs and hit 'em on the head Hit 'em on the head till their faces turn red Forget about what I said before, grab your sh** and head for the door And if you just have gotten your thrills Get into your car and head for the hills Head for the hills... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------