Lawyers water jug All the files are on... chip
All the files are in the... skip
All the documents in the... skip
But all the smiles are at the tip
Lawyers water jug All the hearts are in the... pocket
All the hands are in the... mouthes
All the documents in the... docket
But all the drinks are on the bar
All the bars are in the... mountains
In the ski resorts of... Switzerland
All the people are talking... pa**es
All the chattering... cla**es
All the bands are just... disposable
All the songs are just... three weeks
All the kids are just... money money
And all the lawyers around the water jug
Lawyers water jug