You have three minutes in which to tell me a dream Any dream Some one you had last night if you can remember it Or any dream you can remember Go ahead try not to censor just let it out Begin please I got a little uh Just a beautiful night It's not like a dream, it's a confession y'know? I kinda wild out last night y'know? Mmm-hmm To some sh** Real ill sh** It's just a beautiful night Let me tell you about it (mm-hmm) Took this girl out to the movies you know Dinner, the whole sh**, you know We had the lovely time, y'know Took her back to the crib, y'know I spent a lot of money on her I-I-I pa**ed off, so I felt like she should pa** off (mm-hmm) Y'know? But she didn't.. so I took it! Mmm! Yah yah Yeah I raped her y'know I mean you know I know it was f**ed up but uh I ah I felt bad so I left Y'know I went out, went to the store to get me a little somethin to drink y'know (mm-hmm) Went to this, went to this bar Ordered some Amaretto, y'know, bottle of Amaretto you know Mmmmm, yeah This whitey bartender said uhh, he don't serve no n******gs y'know? Mm-hmm, yah What? Huh! I snapped on this motherf**er y'know Draggin' him by his collar Pullin' him over the muh'f**in counter Dragged him outside and I KILLED this motherf**er (mm-hmm) I really wild out last night I was illin' Yeah yeah, mm-hmm But straight up, to be honest Doc? It was a beautiful night It's just a beautiful night for a date rape I mean, heh it was a beautiful night though I kinda enjoyed that sh** for some reason A beautiful night, for a k** (a k**) I mean I could do that sh** again, y'knowhatI'msayin? That's what I'm tryin to tell you, somethin wrong here It's a beautiful night for a homicide (ohh yeahh) It's a beautiful night A beautiful night, let's go steal Well it's a beautiful night, to k** crackers So I went to Madison Square Garden to see umm The Beastie Boys, youknowhatI'msayin? Them n***az had me riled up, youknowhatI'msayin? A beautiful night, all around, whoahhh! They was doing _The New Style_, all that sh** y'knowhatI'msayin? I really enjoyed the sh**, slam dancin, y'know It's a beautiful night for a date rape Folks was really into that sh** y'knowhatI'msayin? Vintage old school rap, y'know? A beautiful night, for a k** (a k**, for a k**) This one cracker slam danced a little too hard and
I ain't like that sh** y'knowhatI'msayin? I'm enjoyin myself, he enjoyin hisself But some, some reason, some s-s-some friction kicked off y'know? (Mmhmm) I grabbed this motherf**er I snapped his neck, you know? Mm-hmm This n***a dropped right there, BOOM! Crackers was lookin me y'know'm'sayin they was scared though y'know They ain't never see a muh'f**in cracker drop like that doe I k**ed this muh'f**er, but it was a beautiful night It's just a beautiful night, for a date rape It was a beautiful night A beautiful night for a k** I mean I wasn't wrong for that sh** was I Doc? It's a beautiful night for a homicide This type of sh** happen everyday in the ghetto Doc A beautiful night, let's go steal You should come on down, hang out Yeah yeah Yo there's this girl, y'knahmsayin named Susie I used to date, y'knahmsayin? (mm-hmm) She got a bu*ter body, she-yknahmsayin? She real slick, y'know Mm-hmm, yeah Me and my homeboys, we got together She hung with a few of her crew, y'knahmsayin? We was all coolin' out (mm, yah yah) Three and three, y'knahmsayin? But her girlfriends y'know they weren't with it They stepped off, they left her (mm-hmm) Me and my homeboys, I ain't gon' say no names Y'knowhatI'msayin Doc cause that would be wrong Mm-hmm We start feelin on the sh**, feelin her up y'knowhatI'msayin? Enjoyin ourselves y'knahmsayin? We had our way with it y'know? First I thought she was enjoyin' it but when she started screamin' no and sh** I knew we was wrong but (mm-hmm) we just took that sh** man f** it It was a beautiful night It's just a beautiful night, for a date rape It was a beautiful night Doc y'know? Yeah yeah A beautiful night for a k** I mean is there somethin' wrong with me enjoyin' this type of sh** Doc? I mean y'know It's a beautiful night for a homicide My old mom, she brought me up right y'know Whatever, but, I like the sh** A beautiful night, let's go steal Well it's a beautiful night, to k** crackers A beautiful night, all around, whoa! I was watchin All My Children one day It's a beautiful night Mm-hmm, yeah yeah Unfortunately I can not give a clinical an*lysis Of the symbolism of this dream unless we want this record Thoroughly banned but let me tell you it's pretty dirty!