[Intro]
How shallow can a man be
I borrowed this story from a friend
now an enemy
'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line
and disrespect a lady of any kind
[Verse 1]
[sing] Stranger in my bed
can't recall last night
that's why
I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head
oh god
got to wash my nuts
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[rap] Go Go get dressed
get outta my bed
now find your way home
Go
[Verse 2]
[sing] Lucky to have survived
she was more than twice my size
big is beautiful
but I'm just a small guy
and I could break
under the weight of her thighs
maybe now I should quit my drinkin'
what was I thinkin'
oh god
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[rap] I had the beer goggles strapped on
pa**ed out
face down
naked on the lawn
awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking
the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon
in my state of mind
I was hers for the taking
it seems she was interested in some lovemaking
"do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung"
it was then that I knew
we were in for wang chung
she grabbed my car keys
my ID
we dipped
in between sips of Schlitz
she kept lickin' her lips
I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick
or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick
[sing] I feel so ashamed
no one to blame but myself
I've done it once again
[Chorus]
[Outro]
How shallow can a man be
he must be too blind to see
that he's bleeding insecurities
and she cries...